Me: You mean after I die, right
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
I want you inside of me.
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Because deep down they're good people
Because people are dying to get in.
Because people were dying to get in!
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
You mean apart from my own
