Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

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What do you call 1000 aches?

A .

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.