Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)