Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!