Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.