How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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