Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.