What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

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What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.