What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston