Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
Hardcover
When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
I wuv you watts and watts!
A Philistine with two mommies ...
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
When it is learning a new language !
Medium.
You stop feeding it.
I gotta run.
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
A: I'm in glove with you.
Slothages.
By trying to jump rope.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
His daddy was a mummy