Cnn Jokes

  • What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

    Christmas in July

  • How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

    Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

  • What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

    CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

  • What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

    I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

  • How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

    Have CNN report on how bad it is

  • What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

    CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

  • What's next, thought crimes?

    CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

  • Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

    To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

  • How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

    Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.