What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

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How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."