How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.