What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.