We're Finnished."
Paperback
It was an explosive success
They throw a boat at it.
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Launch
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Toucan play at that game
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Sorry it was a freak hic!
All men must die.
The store guard.
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
Dong-Ding.
Both just got hacked
My iPhone 6.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Bordercross
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Gotham City.