When you're buying salt.
Paperback
The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Baby elephants.
An animal that puts you out a night !
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
I don't have time for your ship."
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
Because cross products don't commute!
They torque.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
A small medium at large.