Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.