What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."