How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."