Because they're not garbage collectors.
Paperback
The human race.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
An **Arrr**my
First, invade ze kitchen...
The Thalidomide Arms.
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
The High Five
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
A mars-upial
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
A. The Ultrasound Guy
The Mediterranean.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being