A Dell.
Paperback
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because they're not PC.
Because they're not PC
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
In the computerus.
From PC
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Because it was on old croc.
I know how to turn a PC on.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Too many incompatible drivers.
A Dell
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
He had a bad experience with Windows
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Neither work when you open windows.
A: You should bill Gates.
Lack-toes intolerant
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
There is correction fluid on screen.
They were making the PC screens unusable.
He buys a new house.
Your products are fruity.
They refuse to have liters.
He accepted eternal returns.
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
Just kidding about the white part.
RIP in box
Because he just couldn't bereave it.