How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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Because they "can't even."

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A pinch hitter.

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Because they always throw up

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!