How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Special Moment Jokes More Special Moment Jokes

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.