How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear?

Delici**OSO**!

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.