How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!