What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"