How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.