How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Previous Random Joke Next

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor