How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How do you remember your wife's birthday?

forget it once.