Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*