How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea