How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.