What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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They had no leads.

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.