How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !