What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla