What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!