How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)