What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!