How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots