Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"