How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.