How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Fairway Jokes More Fairway Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Fair Jokes More Fair Jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse