When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.