How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Malaysian Airlines Jokes More Malaysian Airlines Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

Reputation Jokes More Reputation Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.