How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.