How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.