How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.