How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID