On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
They're antisocial lights.
They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker
One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
My erection.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
They all have phones.
What are our scientists doing
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Her husband had a holloween-ie.
