Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"