How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.