Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Catsper.
A police dog in disguise.
The OC.
Both should have said no to the latest update.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
The Woof of Wall Street.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
You're an eight.
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!